Why Dicking Around With the Language is a Bad Idea.....
Because the Law of Unintended Consequences Will Make You Look Like a Horses Ass.

The Bitch Girls Have a hilarious illustration of it HERE.

I can only say, go read it. That this made it through the editing process makes it even funnier. I damn near spit Bass Ale all over the place.

People who are afraid of words are funny.