Friday, February 01, 2008

Time to Update "THE LIST" .....
What list am I referring to here? Why this one silly -

A complete list of things caused by global warming

And it's a pretty damn big list, too. Covering threats from Acne (Yes, Global Warming causes Acne. Dumbass.) to Yellow Fever. A huge list of serious bad shit that Global Warming is responsible for.

But one thing WASN'T on that list - Zombies. That's right, Zombies.
Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

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A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”

Yeah, and you were worried about the Friggin' Polar Bears?