Overheard in the ER .....

RN - "So what do you do for a living?"

Drunk DoucheBag - "I'm a Shadow."

RN - "A what?"

Drunk DoucheBag - "I'm a Shadow."

RN - "That sounds like pretty good job. Every day you get an hour off around noon."

Probably no night shifts either.

Yep. These Assholes say goofy shit like this all the time.