Now Here's a Shocker .....
I was always pretty tough on my kids, Dayum! This guy makes me look like a Piker.

Guy Who Uses Stun Gun on Son to Toughen Him Up Jailed, Unsurprisingly

Jailed? Wow, who woulda' guessed?

"The father of an 18-month-old child is off to jail for four years after being found guilty of using a stun gun on the boy. His reason for using the 100,000-volt Dragonfire, which resulted in muscle damage to the kid's heart, was because he wanted his son to be "the toughest cage fighter ever."

I don't want to hear my kids bitching about how mean I was anymore.